i’m 103% sure louis is going to be a little shit in america bc he’s the only one who can legally drink
YOU GUYS WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU MIX PAYPHONE AND LITTLE THINGS?
A BEAUTIFUL FREAKING PIECE JUST LISTEN TO IT OMFG ESPECIALLY NIALL’S PART I’M LIKE CRYING
LITTLE PAYPHONES- ONE DIRECTION VS. MAROON 5
(Source: perrielust)
Amy Poehler and John Krasinksi as Andy and Duckie from Pretty in Pink
do you see this, son? this is an screenshot from my old blog back in ‘13. look how many followers i had. yes im sorry that we’re living on the streets son but at least your dad was funky fresh back in his blogging days
If you knock on my door and I say “yeah” it doesn’t mean “Come on in!” it means “stay where you are and state your business.”
it makes me so uncomfortable when people swear at their parents like i would get straight up beaten if i told my mom to shut the fuck up
So as a couple of you may know I’m leaving for KENYA!! I’m going to be gone until June 20th. I’m so excited and your thoughts are prayers are greatly appreciated (:
ok so u see those three dots in the shape of a triangle?
they’re moles
they’re also a common tattoo that people get when they’re in a gang or a mafia, in France it means “Death to cows (cops),” in Germany each dot is equivalent to how many years they spent in prison, homeless people and sailors use it as a sign of protection, it’s also a Freemason symbol, and it has something to do with keeping an oath to society in Turkey.
so basically the thug life actually chose me.
everyone can go home now.